What is a ghoul's favorite breakfast food?

RICE CREEPIES

What do little ghost's drink?

Evaporated milk

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I scream

Knock,knock.
Whose there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in.  It's cold outside.


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Hello,Laughers.this is my first blog. I would like to share some jokes with you. c'mon!

Why did the football team go to the bank? 

To get their quarterback!

What part of a tree scares cats?

It's the bark!

Do you know what the balloon said when it met the pin?

Hi, Buster!

What did the Lego pirate say when he lost his leg?

Argh! Where did my Lego leg go?